A free rage game where your startup gets rejected
A free, one-tap rage game: type your domain, run your startup (a cube) through 10 fake startup directories, and get rejected in ways that feel uncomfortably familiar. No login, no install. Every run gets a shareable result card and a spot on the live leaderboard. Made by Blastra, an AI tool that submits real products to real directories - this is the joke version of that grind.
One tap or click to jump; hold to keep jumping - works on desktop and mobile
Checkpoints on by default (easier run); turning them off is the deliberate hard mode
Every run gets a permanent shareable link and result card
Live public leaderboard: Most Rejected Startups, plus best runs with/without checkpoints
Share buttons for X, LinkedIn, and a plain "copy results" fallback
Warm up before submitting your real startup to launch directories
Share a funny result card after a rough launch week
A quick break for founders who have been rejected by real directories before
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Building Blastra, an AI tool that submits real products to real directories.
AI video with native sound, paid per clip. Nothing stored.
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6Fellow joke-product maker here, currently doing the real version of this grind, so it landed. Does the rejection copy rotate per run or is it fixed per directory? Rotating lines is what kept people replaying ours. And the Most Rejected Startups leaderboard is the best thing on the page; I'd put it above the fold.
Founder and software developer at Xlinesoft, building tools that help businesses create powerful web applications.
This is too close to real life
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Really useful initiative! Discovering quality directories is still a time-consuming process for founders, so having them organized in one place is a great idea. Definitely bookmarking this for future launches and distribution opportunities. 🚀
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Clean and straightforward product.
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looks useful, thank you
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wow i need this! looks good